[He levels his nose with the journal, staring down it with his best 'are you serious' face.]
You're kidding, right? [Bluntly:] There's a lot to cover, and I don't want to talk to you for that long. You constipate my shit.
[And before he gets a face full of angry, irritated Uchiha, he adds one thing helpful.] Read the journal like everyone else. There's a guide in there. If you still have questions after, you can ask.
[No, he won't point it out exactly. But it's easy to find. Many people in the past, Shikamaru included, have found it on their own their first day arriving. He has no doubt Sasuke can do the same.]
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You're kidding, right? [Bluntly:] There's a lot to cover, and I don't want to talk to you for that long. You constipate my shit.
[And before he gets a face full of angry, irritated Uchiha, he adds one thing helpful.] Read the journal like everyone else. There's a guide in there. If you still have questions after, you can ask.
[No, he won't point it out exactly. But it's easy to find. Many people in the past, Shikamaru included, have found it on their own their first day arriving. He has no doubt Sasuke can do the same.]